Original Fart Collection

Sample CD

And now, this 2 CD set is available with its own synchronization license for use in broadcast productions - but ONLY from Sound Ideas.

Believe it or not, no fake or synthesized sounds were used in the production of these two sound effect CDs - they are all natural, authentic and real!

The Original Fart CD - the first in this series - contains 99 tracks of astonishing variety and clarity - all farts, all the time. The second installment - Farts, Barfs & Belches - offers another 99 tracks containing some of the grandest and grossest barfs and belches since that famous spinning demonic head .... and lots more farts too. Each CD also contains a selection of special music tracks - for holidays and occasions ... or just for everyday use.

We promise ... no fake stuff here. These are 100% Grade "A" bodily functions, custom made from the finest brussels sprouts and day-old cheese dogs possible. If you need something truly and excrutiatingly funny for your next production ... pull my finger ... we dare you!

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